childbirth dump

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.

Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.

by jenou April 20, 2007

childbirth

pushing out a baby.

kind of like shitting a watermelon, so they say.

by suze55 September 4, 2003

childbirth

24 hours of pain, screaming and insulting your husband/fiance/boyfriend

Woman- Oh god here comes another one
Man-Breathe honey
Woman- Shut up..your not the one in pain

by Julie October 25, 2003

childbirth

The act of giving birth to a child

Mrs Malone's childbirth went without complication

by Drakhir September 11, 2003

childbirth

frequent result of an inability to properly use birth control.

He didn't feel like wearing a condom back then so now she's suffering the pains of childbirth.

by Dean W. Austin September 12, 2003

childbirth

Process of giving birth to humans.

End product of sex.

Intense physical pain followed by warmth and love.

Used by artists as an example of the link between disgust, emotion and life.

Aww a baby, you forgot to wipe that placenta off.

by waffle September 7, 2003

childbirth

Reason #1 I'm glad I'm a man

It'd be nice getting sex whenever you want like chicks can, but eventually you'd have to go through childbirth.

by Wouldn\'t you like to know September 11, 2003