The best, fastest, highest performance, smoothest running,not sounding like a sewing machine piece of shit Ford, car and/or engine on the planet as long as it was made before 1978.
True Story: My dad gave me a 1973 Chevrolet Blazer with 4-wheel drive and full removable top all the way back from the top of the windshield like a convertible car. This early SUV, because of its era, is equipped with a real engine, not some little momma's boy 6 banger or 4 banger child's toy. This truck has a 1968 Chevy Camaro 350cc V8 in it that has all the same parts that it had the very day it was shipped from the factory 40 years ago. When I recieved it it had sat in a field with no hood for 15 years and not been started once, let alone ran or driven. I went out and replaced the battery and started the truck the same day I got it and it ran like it was brand new after 25 years of service and 15 years of outright neglect. I've been driving it for a year now and all ive done since then is replace the oil and Im about to give it a tune up.
(Ford never made anything like the older Blazer with a fully removable top except their ugly ass Bronco and only 2 models of them have that. Fucking piecer, they've got the wheel base of a Sherman tank, you can take a wide corner at 30 with the piece of shit and it'll damn near flip.) So for all of you who still want to say that Ford (who by the way was a racist, a segregationist and anti American supporter of Hitler, whose tanks were built by none other than Ford motor company)is better I have only one thig to say; prove it.
(Ford never made anything like the older Blazer with a fully removable top except their ugly ass Bronco and only 2 models of them have that. Fucking piecer, they've got the wheel base of a Sherman tank, you can take a wide corner at 30 with the piece of shit and it'll damn near flip.) So for all of you who still want to say that Ford (who by the way was a racist, a segregationist and anti American supporter of Hitler, whose tanks were built by none other than Ford motor company)is better I have only one thig to say; prove it.
by AJ 18 January 12, 2008
Get the chevroletmug. by MicrowaveCurry February 12, 2022
Get the Chevroletmug. The largest brand of General Motors and one of the greatest automobile brands ever created. It is often mocked for being a low-quality brand which is a common myth associated with American cars. "Chevys" are known for producing high-powered muscle cars, dependable pickups and SUVs, and now the most fuel-efficient compact cars on the road. They are produced with the same amount of quality and effort you will find in any Toyota, Honda, or Ford.
1st guy: I just got a new Toyota Corolla! It gets 34 mpg on the highway!
2nd guy: That's great man! My Chevrolet Cruze gets 42 mpg on the highway. I just traded my Corolla for it. You know, I wanted to save money on gas and all that.
2nd guy: That's great man! My Chevrolet Cruze gets 42 mpg on the highway. I just traded my Corolla for it. You know, I wanted to save money on gas and all that.
by Firehawk2410 December 18, 2012
Get the Chevroletmug. by Wesley115 February 19, 2009
Get the Chevroletmug. by import_killer April 14, 2006
Get the Chevroletmug. Ahhh, Chevrolet. This automaker has a history like a roller coaster.
In the 50's they made some of the most fantastic cars you could buy, with flair and flash and classic American charm. In the 60's and 70's they built some of the meanest and ferocious muscle cars. However, when the 1980's came about, car quality fell off a cliff. They were so cheap and plasticky and just plain bad. In the from 1990 to 2007, their cars were just terrible. After 2007, quality slowly got better and better. Today's Chevies are very good, they have technology and style like no other car. In a world of beige Toyotas and Hondas, Chevrolet cars stand out and provide very good deals for the money. Chevrolet LTZ cars can be picked up for $17K and have the same quality as some BMW cars. They are also supremely reliable and the highest mileage car was a Chevrolet Silverado, which had over one million miles.
In the 50's they made some of the most fantastic cars you could buy, with flair and flash and classic American charm. In the 60's and 70's they built some of the meanest and ferocious muscle cars. However, when the 1980's came about, car quality fell off a cliff. They were so cheap and plasticky and just plain bad. In the from 1990 to 2007, their cars were just terrible. After 2007, quality slowly got better and better. Today's Chevies are very good, they have technology and style like no other car. In a world of beige Toyotas and Hondas, Chevrolet cars stand out and provide very good deals for the money. Chevrolet LTZ cars can be picked up for $17K and have the same quality as some BMW cars. They are also supremely reliable and the highest mileage car was a Chevrolet Silverado, which had over one million miles.
by Bentley Flying Spur March 18, 2015
Get the Chevroletmug. Do you know what a Daewoo car is? I'll tell you what they are, they're a big pile of shit.
And I'll tell you why Daewoo cars are crap too. In Japan, making a car is an exercise in science and efficiency, constantly striving for a better car in which ever way possible. The Europeans design cars with passion, whether it be German engineering or Italian flair for design.
However, in Korea, they're viewed as fridges. As anonymous mass produced white goods. There is no passion for the car, they just knock em out fast and cheap. There's no need to design these cars, they'll just go for whatever is cheapest.
That is the reason why Daewoo cars are a bag of bollocks. Everyone in Britain knows this, so what did General Motors do? They rename Daewoo to Chevrolet. Check it out on Google, look for Chevrolet's European site, there's no corvette there unlike the american one, but there is the shitcart that is the Daewoo Matiz. Wait, I mean Chevrolet Matiz.
So apparently, by defiling the name of the trustworthy American car manufacturer, General Motors believes that it'll con us into buying their tripe. Every time a new Chevrolet is sold, a person is conned out of their money for some poor quality Korean merchandise.
And that's why I've written this definition, for anyone who doesn't know. Stay away from Chevrolet cars in Europe, they're fucking shit.
And I'll tell you why Daewoo cars are crap too. In Japan, making a car is an exercise in science and efficiency, constantly striving for a better car in which ever way possible. The Europeans design cars with passion, whether it be German engineering or Italian flair for design.
However, in Korea, they're viewed as fridges. As anonymous mass produced white goods. There is no passion for the car, they just knock em out fast and cheap. There's no need to design these cars, they'll just go for whatever is cheapest.
That is the reason why Daewoo cars are a bag of bollocks. Everyone in Britain knows this, so what did General Motors do? They rename Daewoo to Chevrolet. Check it out on Google, look for Chevrolet's European site, there's no corvette there unlike the american one, but there is the shitcart that is the Daewoo Matiz. Wait, I mean Chevrolet Matiz.
So apparently, by defiling the name of the trustworthy American car manufacturer, General Motors believes that it'll con us into buying their tripe. Every time a new Chevrolet is sold, a person is conned out of their money for some poor quality Korean merchandise.
And that's why I've written this definition, for anyone who doesn't know. Stay away from Chevrolet cars in Europe, they're fucking shit.
Hey Mike, I just got a new Chevrolet Corvette, it's well nice.
Oh wait, I'm in the UK, so it's just a Corvette, you know, GM had to drop the Chevrolet label on that car so it wouldn't be confused with the turd on wheels cars they sell over here.
Oh wait, I'm in the UK, so it's just a Corvette, you know, GM had to drop the Chevrolet label on that car so it wouldn't be confused with the turd on wheels cars they sell over here.
by bastardo_bill March 1, 2005
Get the Chevroletmug.