chester

Depositing fecal matter onto an unsuspecting persons upper torso (preferably while they are asleep)

(cuz.... you know most people wont let you just walk up and take a crap on their chest)

I went to chester him in his sleep, but it was bloody diarreah and I had to buy him a new carpet.

by Lester Titface May 26, 2006

chester

(n) an inappropriate or awkward request for sexual relations, often preceded by incredible lady skills. The word is usually preceded with the phrase "pulling a." Not to be confused with "pulling a coffee."

"Dude, I can't believe you asked that girl for a blowjob! She was totally into you!"

"Yeah, I guess I pulled a chester."

"Well, at least you didn't pull a coffee and run away when she tried to talk to you."

by Flicka the White September 19, 2006

chester

Taking pictures of yourself having orales with your elbow and sending it to your best friends.

my friend got happy when saw the Chester

by Beaconmaster January 12, 2009

chester

One male nipple. Usually used in the plural form, as in "chesters."

"After swimming in the Pacific Ocean in Oregan during early spring, I got frostbite on my chesters."

"I like it when people put clothespins on my chesters."

"My left chester is a tad bit hairier than my right one."

by Gary Sloan January 20, 2006

chester

slang for ecstasy or e, consists of MDMA: see ecstasy

this girl over here is having a draw back from that chester last weekend

by Gears n the saints September 19, 2009

chester

A super sexy coach or a basketball team, who never gets upset with his team and always has a smile on his face.

I love chester.

by garyd3333333333 August 1, 2011

Chestered

Getting drunk and posting inappropriate cat dick pictures on Internet forums.

I'm gunna get chestered tonight! TOAK!

by Uncle Chesterwood November 1, 2014