1 definition by A guy who likes comedy

An elderly man who meets women at trashy Wendy's and argues with her children. He has fingers that put sausages to shame and a big head that makes Megamind look dumb. If you see a Chester, run immediately. He's commonly referred to as "It" or is preceded by the word "the" as in "the Chester".
The whole room emptied as the Chester walked in.
by A guy who likes comedy November 27, 2021
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