cheese dick

Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

pissy cheesy dick (PCD)

A bellhead encrusted with smegma which has a pungent odor of day old urine combined with the finest, stinkiest cheese France has to offer.

Tommy hasn't showered in a week and now has pissy cheesy dick (PCD).

by - anonymous - April 25, 2007

cream cheese dick

Definition to use after you have had sex with a girl that has a yeast infection and still had her cunt cream on. Its what your dick looks like after you are done

Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick

by THEBIGO August 11, 2006

cheesy dick

someone who is always jacking off. dick is always covered in spirm.

"Check out this awesome porn I got."
"Dude, your such a cheesy dick."

by Matt30 January 6, 2008

Cheese dick

Someone who's cheesy and acts like a dick.

His was a fucking cheese dick

by Jesusthesonofhuddinge September 9, 2019

cheese dick

The person that started this website

Who's the cheese dick that started this stupid website

by fredz July 26, 2006

Melted cheese dick

the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron

me last night with a whore melted cheese dick

by duncan mcleod February 22, 2009