cheesefather

Cheesefather is a transitionary state between a normal human being and a slobfather. Cheesefathers shower twice a week, brush their teeth once a week (at most), don’t wash their clothes, and live a sedentary lifestyle on discord for 12 hours a day. They are so disgusting that their ears start to smell like cheese. When confronted on their disgusting hygiene, they will just say “it doesn’t have anything to do with showering” or “my teeth are clean” instead of not being a disgusting slob.

Concerned citizen: Sir, you should take a shower more than twice a week!
Cheesefather: No thanks, I’m not dirty so I don’t need to shower til Wednesday.
Concerned citizen: but cheesey fumes are coming from your ear!
Cheesefather: IT DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SHOWERING

by Ethanhastiktokcancer March 13, 2023

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cheeseflag

The term 'cheeseflag' is a term for a penis.

National Lampoon magazine introduced the term "cheeseflag" for a penis back in the '70's. I have been using that term ever since. Not sure if it should be one word or two. You be the judge.

by tikipirate August 10, 2005

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German Cheeseplatter

"Anal in the oral"
Otherwise, shitting in the sexual partner's mouth, and having sex with it as if fucking an asshole. The partner may choose to suck if possible. But, remember: don't swallow!

Instead of choosing to interupt their intercourse by taking a shit, Jimmy chose to save time by simply giving Julie a German Cheeseplatter.

by Dicks In October 24, 2009

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