ched

Money. Short for cheddar.

Gimme some ched, I need some eats.

by Bubbas World October 5, 2007

ched

A person in possession of both an abnormally prominent chin and forehead (CHin + forehEAD=Ched) The individual typically resembles an extraterrestrial life form, especially when combined with almond shaped eyes and/or wrap around sunglasses. The Ched's natural habitat is in the McDonald's kitchen, where he works to support a drug habit and/or pregnant underage girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, you could project a movie on that guy's forehead
Steve: Yeah his chin is shaped like an ice cream cone
Bob: Guys, he's a ched.

by john duffy October 26, 2005

ched

Large amount of money.

I can't go to the concert I have to go to work and stack that ched.

by fyocouchni99a October 24, 2008

ched

An exclamation to pronounce a chat of any sort “dead”, due to lack of messages being sent. This is usually acceptable after a few minutes have passed since the last message in said chat was sent. At the same time, it is also a vague attempt to revive chat, by bringing its death to the attention of everyone involved. It is a combination of the words “chat” and “dead”.

User A(to User B):it’s been like five minutes since anyone’s said anything
User B: ahem
User B(in the chat): “ched”

by qunguyen October 16, 2019

ched

The act of giving head to a woman's clit. Sucking on a clit as if it were a penis.

"No need to bang me out babe, just give me some good ched."
"Just give me some good ched and we'll call it even."

by BlueEyedBunny May 13, 2007

ched

One who appears to be very cheesy, either by appearance or by the chedly things they say.

Ken: Look at that guy in that that ridiculous, pimped up Honda Civic.

Paul: Christ, what a ched!

by kennyd November 13, 2003

Chedded

When in the middle of playing an online game the server lags to the point where you loose position, Score, Frags or Chain.

E.G. #1 BAMF's chain was chedded.
E.G. #2 We would have broken the chaining record but we were chedded

by MorphMan January 29, 2009