chemtrail

The means by which the Illuminati sprays its proverbial load.

"That bitch New World Order just shot me in the face with some nasty ass chemtrail."

by byan85 May 17, 2010

Cheatmare

A nightmare about your significant other cheating on you.

I had the worst cheatmare last night; you slept with that slut down the hall.

by MolsenIce June 7, 2011

catmailed

the result of being both catfished and blackmailed via webcam on social media or online dating websites. this epidemic has already taken off in Asia and is rapidly expanding to the Western world

Wong was trolling around online and thought he met a hot babe on Chatroulette. Little did he know he'd soon be taking out a fat stack of caysh because he just got catmailed by a dude.

by Catmailer February 26, 2013

weed chemtrail

Also, weed contrail. The odiferous trail left behind an automobile in which significant amounts of smoked marijuana is being consumed.

From weed, slang for marijuana, and chemtrail, a conspiracy-theorist's variant on contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude.

Dude, did you get a whiff of that Lexus that drive by? It was leaving a serious weed chemtrail.

by x Chicagoan April 21, 2017

Chatfail

When Facebook chat or another chat service stops working suddenly, in the middle of a conversation

FB CHAT
You: so can you go this weekend? 9pm

Me: yea, I'd love to 9:01pm
An error occured

(next day at work)

You: wtf, you never responded!

Me: sorry, Chatfail

by Wowreallynow April 20, 2010

chemtrail

A nickname for contrail clouds left behind by planes that refers to a theory. It is believed that these contrails serve as pollution, reducing the earth surface's exposure to sunlight. This causes global cooling.

The theory though, is that there was and possibly stil is a government conspiracy, in which they are flying military planes that purposely create these chemtrails to cause global cooling (slowing down or lessening the effects of global warming).

j: hey it's actually snowing this winter.
p: yeah, i think those chemtrails are really helping maintain normal weather conditions
j: NOT!

by jeffr October 18, 2008

chemtrail

bullshit conspiracy theory.

if you actually believe that chemtrails are real, kill urself

by ziggypop314 January 17, 2008