cheapability

The ability to obtain something for the least amount of money.

"Where should we go to buy a ceiling fan and all the other stuff we need for the new apartment?"

"Let's go to Wal-mart for the cheapability factor, even though the people watching might be painful, what with improperly fitting spandex and all."

by Zappaman April 21, 2007

Chapsdick

Using pre-cum on your significant others lips to keep them from getting chapped. Chapsdick.

Do you have any Chapstick? No, but I can give you some Chapsdick.

by Urca327 February 17, 2015

Cherry Chapdick

A term used to describe the penis of a man who simply gets too much pussy, and is therefore chafed and gloriously uncomfortable.

Diametrically opposed to Cherry Chapstick, which is used BY pussies. The stick version can be an acceptable reference to Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her Cherry Chapstick"

Dude: "I got so much pussy that summer I had to ice my balls."
Dude across the bar: "Holy Snatch! Did you get Cherry Chapdick??"
Dude: "You don't even KNOW!"

by Whorebag401k November 9, 2013

chapdick

The chapstick applied after delivering an especially taxing blowjob.

"Thanks for sucking me off, but your lips sure look dry."

"No worries, I brought some chapdick."

by slothballer June 9, 2013

chapdick

When a man's dick gets sore from fucking.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Chapdick

the art of Chapdicking is where you put chapstick on the tip of your dick to keep it from crusting. this multitasks as a way of birthcontrol, a wax condom if you will.

girl: your dick is so slick, did you chapdick?
guy: Yup!!!

by PimpleDick592 January 13, 2018

Chermadic

adj. describing a heavy object that is used as a projectile.

Zack didn't realize the chermadic properties of rocks until he got hit by one.

by Iku Tri December 15, 2009