chave

to shave one's genital region.

"i watched the best porno last night. the girl was totally chaved."

"that was the best chave i've ever seen."

by licatany July 24, 2008

chaved

1. Having property messed up/broken by chavs
2. Getting harassed by a chav in any way

Looking at a bench covered in litter/vandelised "this bench has been chaved"

"I just got chaved on the way here"

by Dannie July 23, 2005

Chave

Cartridge-shave

To shave with a modern, predominantly multi-bladed cartridge-type razor such as a Gillette Mach 3, Fusion, Schick Hydro, or Quattro. Such process is usually completed using aerosol gel or "goo" containing a rather disturbing list of chemicals. Using such methods is often looked down upon by those who favor traditional double/single edged safety razors or or straight razors.

Real men don't chave; they use a double edged or straight razor!

I hate flying cause I can't take my straight razor in my carry-on so I have to chave.

by bigdrty April 21, 2011

chave

an upper class chav from looke-ington
or a right rough chav from wack-field

you are such a chave

by mim and imi February 14, 2008

chave

A fruit who kisses the asses of trolls.

My friend who is only known as CWM, is a chave.

by Plushtar February 17, 2004

Chaves

A very infectish diesese towards the genatles. May cause bumps, testicular cancer, bad itch and swetty ballz

That chick just gave me chaves

by Ricky Bobby2132453 June 1, 2010

chaving it up

The Phrase used when you see a bunch of stupid chavs talkin bout goin out on the town.

chav1:so yea, were gonna go out 2dai bluds?
chav2:yea, ill get the booze!
chav1:i don't like beer its too strong.
dude1:ooooo your chaving it up tonight arnt you
dude2:ROFL

by Tom Haines July 2, 2007