chavalanche

Like an avalanche it’s when a group of Chavs travel to one place at one time. Typically doing wheelies on their bikes on the path / sidewalk

Watch out there’s a chavalanche coming our way
*Group of 10 chavs cycle past doing wheelies*

by QueenYAS January 31, 2018

crapalanche

The collapse of a large collection or pile of a bunch of one's possessions (also referred to as one's "crap").

His stack of books, papers, nit-knacks, and other miscellaneous items fell in a crapalanche leaving his junk littered everywhere.

by Bill August 21, 2003

Crapalanche

When you are taken by a surprise case of unstoppable diarrhea. Much like a mudslide or an avalanche, but with poop.

Donald had to throw away his boxers, because ha had a CRAPalanche while drinking at the bar!

by Frank Poncherello April 12, 2009

crapalanche

A collapse of a large pile of random junk or detritus. An unstoppable landslide of a large and unkempt collection of one's possessions.

"Dude, what happened to your floor?"
"Oh man, I had a crapalanche of all that junk that was on my desk."

by James Fraser January 31, 2008

chavalance

Like a Avalanche, but of Chavs!

My god, look at all those chavs, its a bloody chavalanche!!

by SciFi25 January 31, 2005

chavalanche

chavalanche
Chav-a-lanche
asin an avalanche of Chavs
AKA when all the chavs (otherwise known as scum) come swarming out of the trees and dark corners when a fight kiks off, carrying their little knifes which retract inwards when they attempt to stab someone but fail becuse they arnt strong enugh to lift the knife. they then usualy run away to carry on with their Insest.

(the scene)
About 3 am at the park. fool of pissed chavs
(the police arive)
CHAVALANCHE!!!!!

by Piroboy August 6, 2006

Chavalanche

A group of chavs. (otherwise known as pikeys, townies, scums of the earth etc.) Often a group that is following a regular person, nerd, emo or even lesser chav in order to inflict physical pain upon that person.

Can also be used when walking towards a group of chavs.

Ben: Uh-oh! Chavalanche!

Peri: We were totally bunned by a chavalanche last week.

by Chriso2989 November 15, 2006