Chaster sauce

when you try and fart but you end up crapping your pants just a little bit.

Dude when I got up this morning I thought I had to fart but I Chaster sauced.

I'm afraid if I try and fart I will Chaster sauce.

by G-vagas November 3, 2010

chasterboop

Performing the 3 major recreational activities at one time. Included: chewing tobacco, masturbating, and taking a poop.

"Dude I was so hungover yesterday I could barely even chasterboop."

by tony scotti March 30, 2011

Chasterbate

Masturbation before marriage.

You chasterbated in your room because you like me.

by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015