Choking Casper

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.

Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.

by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015

champagne problem

A problem or dilemma that, when compared to issues of poverty, national disasters and war, are not all that big of a deal, but nonetheless provide individuals with issues that must be dealt with.

Evelyn hit the Facebook friend limit of 5,000. A champagne problem for sure, but a problem nonetheless.

by sfcityboy November 22, 2011

Champagne Papi

Drake's username on Instagram. I don't even know why.

Why the actual fuck is drake's Instagram name Champagne Papi. Da fuq?

by Doglover1324 July 2, 2018

champagne for our real friends

Here's to champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends!
- Old Irish Toast

Here's to champagne for our real friends!

by I, Wreckerrr December 17, 2020

champagne lovers

a song that was given a preview on TikTok by Niall Horan and should be released but he won’t do it when it will be adored by everyone.

Champagne lovers is a beautiful song which Niall Horan should release.

by mollball03 August 25, 2020

Hillbilly champagne

White Lightning moonshine made with fruit flavors, popular for celebration.

The McCrory wedding featured all the peach and cherry hillbilly champagne you could drink! YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAW!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016

Caspanelloism

The religion founded by cult leader Anthony Caspanello.

The cultists left to go to their Caspanelloism meeting.

by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015