uniform chaser

A person (usually a woman) who seeks out members of the military, either for sexual purposes or with the intent to get into a paperwork marriage to receive military dependent benefits. Commonly found in towns/cities surrounding military bases/posts. These sorts are attracted to the uniform and the prestige surrounding said uniform as opposed to the person wearing it, resulting in frequent infidelity and high divorce rates within the military.

Soldier 1: Did you hear about what happened to Sarge?
Soldier 2: No, what happened?
Soldier 1: He caught that uniform chaser he got hitched to a few years back banging his brother.
Soldier 2: Poor Sarge...you'd think he'd have known better.

by jepleure November 16, 2009

speedo chaser

A female who is obsessed with male swimmers, specifically
the ones who swim for Boston College and Nathan Adrian.

"I'm obsessed with swimmers, their bodies are perfectly shredded. I guess you could say that I am a speedo chaser"

by Thunthunthun October 15, 2013

ho chasers

A balck man's sneakers

Tyrone ran like a matha in his new HO CHASERS after his baby mama --cause she be sellin it in da hood.

by WildBill8844 August 8, 2017

Lemonade Chaser

When she gives you head and you finish and you have to pee but she keeps sucking.

Dude, Jennifer drank the lemonade chaser last night.

by imaspork003 November 3, 2020

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

by theinstigator September 16, 2016

bagel chaser

A person who is attracted to Jews.

Tom is a bagel chaser, he only really wants Jewish guys. Cindy, also a bagel chaser, is only into Jewish guys. Her sister shares these desires, so they love to go checking out Jewish guys together.

by forrest0 April 20, 2009

Boot Chaser

The girls who are attracted to members of the armed forces. Usually seen outside of the barracks, bars in proximity to base, and usually find a way into the e-club. Known to be only interested in using the soldier, airmen, marine or sailor for their pay, housing, and guaranteed approval for loans. Good for little more than sex.

Sgt Thomas: Isn't that Cpl. Frank's girlfriend outside the barracks?
Sgt Miller: EX girlfriend, looks like she's looking for fresh meat...There she goes with Pvt. Dong!
Sgt Thomas: Fuckin boot chasers!

by TexF4i August 15, 2009