charubak

A noob who gets his work done by sucking others cock.

I hate that guy. He is such a 'Charubak'. *sigh*

by Ur[@]$$ July 12, 2017

Charitable Disguise

A ridiculous orange comb-over used to hide a dick or asshole. This is the kind of thing you'd see on a politician whose proper place is on a street corner with a pet monkey doing tricks on a mini piano hoping for so much as a sideways glance.

I just saw our boy D Dog stiff elementing himself in the corner. I wish he'd at least put a charitable disguise over that thing.

by Sherbert A. July 29, 2020

chartard

noun: portmanteau of "charter" and "retard". A misnomer referring to a Charter School of Wilmington student who displays zombie-like behavior in the hallways and excessive use of calculators for ridiculously simple math problems, such 2+2. These creatures typically have no others skills except that of math and science, and have no life.

Look at John. The only thing he knows how to do is use that fancy-schamancy calculator and name elements off the periodic table. What a chartard.

by UrMommmm!! August 1, 2010

Chartales

Stories which are profoundly untrue, yet the teller insists on continuing, with the hopes that they make him (or her) cooler.

...and while i was Championship BMX biking these 3 models asked me if i wanted sign to be an underground European DJ, but i had to decline for a supporting role in "The Wolverine". Because Chartales.

by boobturd December 15, 2013

chartarding

Continously graphing useless data for your idiot, clueless boss.

I spent a week chartarding business data for my stupid, incompetent boss so she could understand it.

by dandelion1183 May 7, 2009

Manna Charitable Foundation

Established in 1971 as an interfaith humanitarian relief agency, recovered documents describe the Manna Charitable Foundation's mission as "sharing all of God's miracles with the least of His children". Funded indirectly through associations with various charitable groups and religious organizations, and on occasion publicly endorsed by wealthy philanthropists or academic institutions, the MCF's primary agenda since its founding has been the free distribution of anomalous objects, or their by-products, to civilians living in poverty-stricken regions in the Third World or in areas afflicted by warfare, famine, or natural disaster.

The MCF is currently recognized as a non-governmental organization by the United Nations, and is known to operate legally and illegally in several hostile or isolated regions outside the Foundation's sphere of influence. While no SCP objects known to have been distributed by the MCF to date have caused intentional harm to human beings or communities (and detained MCF operatives tend to demonstrate strong pacifist beliefs), containment breaches associated with the group have often resulted in human casualties or severe threats to the global status quo due to unforeseen consequences of the object's release from containment, and/or a zeal to distribute potentially "helpful" objects immediately without rigorous scientific study of their long-term behavior.

The Manna Charitable Foundation once handed out anomalous honey. They're only trying to help.

by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019

Charitable Donation

A "charitable donation" is a term that describes the act of a man passing gas while receiving oral sex from his partner.

"Renee and I were going at it hot and heavy. My pants were around my ankles, and her head was in my lap, when I accidentally gave her a charitable donation."

by germ war February 14, 2009