Charmin

When a girls ass is so nice that you would lick it clean even if there was bits of toilet paper still lodged in the sphincter.

Can also be used as a hidden code word for a girl has a nice ass. Yelling “CHARMIN” out in public may get you a few glances, but the meaning will be lost of most.
Girl with fat ass walks by.

Guys: CHARMIN!
by Bennehftw May 27, 2021
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Charminizer

Girl don't try to front, i know just, just what you are...Charminizer, Charminzer!!!
by AustinJohn December 18, 2008
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Charmin

When someone licks your ass from behind your balls to your tail bone in a single pass.
After she gave me a Charmin her lips stank with shit.
by Wheelerwood May 09, 2010
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Charmin Soft

i.e...in consistency with "Charmin ultra soft" toilet paper. Soft, as in a pussy, letting people run over you, or talking to one's girl for extended periods of time. See "Soft". Charmin soft is being "ultra soft". Also used to refer to a rich or affluent neighborhood. "Charmin Block Niggaz"
"Are you still talking to Amina, Crack? You truely are Charmin Soft!" Or, "Ross is from that Charmin Block, cuz he's hella soft."
by Jay Boon September 18, 2007
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Charmin Stew

The result of not flushing a liquid poop. It mixes with the Charmin toilet paper, and thickens like a stew.
Oh man, I forgot to flush my crap this morning. It made a mean Charmin stew
by Charmin Man December 16, 2020
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squeeze the charmin

After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.
by Mr. Whipple March 14, 2006
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Charminator

The high master of picture judgement from 2001 to present.
Charminator
by mushimushi888 July 08, 2009
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