Clapturbate

When you swing your penis up and down so it goes between your legs. When it goes between your legs it will reach between your ass cheeks and your ass cheeks will clench on your penis and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to ejaculation. Right before your penis gets clenched between your ass cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. This works best with shit stains in your ass cheeks, they work as a lubricant.

When ever I clapturbate my family hears me and complains they worry it will give me an STD.

by Scrotum Slayer May 19, 2018

chaterbate

Masturbating while on a chat group

I was jerking off while April described her wetness on the chaterbate group

by footes March 19, 2014

Chaturbate

A free live webcam site. THough 90% of the "models" on their broadcasting are gross there are the few that are actually hot and fun to chat with and put on a good show.

Unlike other live webcam sites where one person pays to go private, chaturbate everyone can see and the model is based on tips.

Though many people on the site actually just masturbate and broadcast for free without expecting any pay out.

It's supposedly the fastest live webcam site. It's great if you want more of an interaction, and not just a boring recorded video.

"have you heard of chaturbate?"

"Dafuq s that an actual site?"

by feces face August 24, 2012

Clapsterbate

When you achieve something great, but are alone and don't have someone to high five for it so you clap to yourself.

Last night I was killin' at Madden, but I was by myself so whenever I got a TD I had to clapsterbate instead of high fiving.

by Swaggmasta October 9, 2009

chapturbate

When a women use a chapstick as a dildo

She chapturbated using her new cherry flavored chapstick.

by Ferriswheelgoesroundandround March 7, 2015

chasturbate

to masturbate frequently in order to keep from going insane from abstaining from sex (ironically you will be making some stains)

I wonder when one of the Jonas Brothers will go against their purity rings. I'm pretty sure that they chasturbate though

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

casterbate

the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.

James: "hey Pat, did you hear Alex broke his wrist?"
Pat: "yea, too bad he isn't ambidextrous, I bet his cock is burning from having to casterbate all week"
James: "I heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing"
Pat: "man, what a sick fuck"

by Jowak August 4, 2008