chance

the inner part of any buthole....it makes the ass stink really bad.....its also the meaning of a giraffe with bad breath -chance!

wow that giraffe stinks like chance

by graham cmapbell January 18, 2008

chance

1. Fucking something up royally

2. Failing in epic proportions

3. Derogatory name for someone being stupid

Somebody just tripped and broke a multi-million dollar project.

Wow you really chanced that one!!!

Way to go, chance.

by awesomo2000 July 2, 2008

chance

when a man attempts to insert his penis into his own butt hole then once he is ready to ejaculate he aims it at his own face and then licks as much as possible off of his own face. Once he is finished with this he grabs his partner and tries to bite off his/her pubic hair.

I saw two guys crank that chance to each other.

by tbwakkaflakka January 16, 2011

chancing

a Filipino slang word for secretly peeking, or slyly touching restricted body parts. It means that you use a "chance" to do the deed. Usually done on a friendly manner that makes it less offensive.

friends hugging
Girl: dude, did you touch my boobs?
Boy: no, must've by accident.
Girl: you're chancing me
Boy: not at all, (he was totally was)

by sore-eyes March 26, 2010

by chance

A phrase used to inquire about something. Similar to 'I was wondering'

Josh: Would you have maybe a couple bucks for gas by chance?
Me: No I don't man

by J-man19 August 24, 2009

No Chance

No Chance; A word or expression derived from the St. Andrews vocabulary, meaning to state that in an opinionated manner, there is absolutely no possibility of an event taking place, depending on what subject is being discussed. Once the expression "No Chance" is said, commonly, little or nothing can be said in return. This word is sometimes nick-named, the word to end all words.

John states amongst a group of teenage friends, "Hey guys, do you think I can get with this girl?" A friend replies "NO CHANCE." As a result of saying "No Chance", the group would normally begin to laugh at John, making him feel like a "Jerk" for even thinking of asking such a question, and therefore would not even consider making a counter-statement fearing that a similar outcome will persist. This is why "No Chance" is nick-named the word to end all words. Some victims may try to counter the statement by saying "Chance" or "Yes Chance", but they are simply not as humorous as the original outgoing statement "No Chance". Also, "Yes Chance" simply does not make sense at all anyways.

by Pylon February 5, 2008

NO CHANCE

Often used by famous CIS Soccer Prodigy Kerman Pannu to deflate the opportunity to do something that is not appealing

Me: Hey Kerman wanna go watch a movie?
Kerman: NO CHANCE

by mrdeol September 15, 2017