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Champong

A gentleman's game that is played like beer pong, but with champagne in the cups.

Players are encouraged to act as gentlemen at all times... such examples are: talking in a British accent, wearing a top hat, offering the first shot to the opposing team, holding out the pinky finger when drinking, shooting with perfect posture, saying words like "jolly good," "indubitably," or "tip top," etc...
Host: "Good sir, shall I interest you in a crisp match of Champong after tea and crumpets?"

Guest: "Indeed you shall fine sir, if it's a fresh licking you fancy!"
by RumpleFoarSkin October 30, 2009
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Yuppie Compound

Strip malls most commonly seen in the format of:

-A Starbucks or other coffee shop. almost ALWAYS a starbucks.

-Noodles & Co.

-Qdoba or Chipotle. interchangeable.

-sometimes a random cell phone provider shop can be thrown in, or anything else that provides a service to the general yuppie. Einstein Bagel Bros. is also an option.

To be a yuppie compound, it must contain at least three of these requirements. otherwise it's just a normal hipster magnet.
Example 1>
person 1:"Hey dude, I could really go for some coffee and a bagel...you down?"

person 2:"Fuck that pansy shit. I want a huge ass burrito from Qdoba!"

person 3:"you do realize that qdoba's right next to starbucks, and overpriced accordingly?"

person 2:"fuck...let me grab my macbook then. let's go."

Example 2>
"Holy shit Greg, guess what? They're putting a Qdoba in that strip mall over by the AT&T store and Starbucks...Yuppie Compound complete!"
by Danger_Rick February 10, 2009
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organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound

Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?
by Telephony April 12, 2015
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Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid and or retarded followed by another unintentional but equally retarded action.
Scott: What is an example of compound retardation?

Michael: When Kevin threw up then slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm.
by MER8490 June 15, 2008
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Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid and or retarded followed by another unintentional but equally retarded action.
Scott: What is an example of compound retardation?

Michael: When Kevin threw up then slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm.
by MER8490 June 16, 2008
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compound meme

The mixing of two seperate memes to create one super meme.
"rip in spaghetti, never forgetti" is a compound meme of the "rip in peace" and the "mom's spaghetti" memes.
by 12angrypogs January 21, 2016
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cumpound

it is a girl that sucks a penis everyday and swallows the cum
"yo that girl is a dutty cumpound
by defintion king October 8, 2017
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