Chamois Vagina

When a womans vagina hangs crusty and dry.. but the more wet it gets, the better it feels. Much like when drying a car with a crusty chamois .

My friends grandmothers Chamois Vagina drags like a dirty broom behind a janitor.. but after it gets soaked for a while it feels quite pleasurable

by PeteRulesTheDankshitDeluxe October 19, 2009

alabaster banana chamois

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock

Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois

by Jannasauras Rex January 08, 2005

Tiktok chamoy pickle kit

it’s the best thing i’ve ever tried if you eat a chamoy pickle kit with a rose toy you will get super powers

Diego: “Hey is that a Tiktok chamoy pickle kit ! I love those!”
Fern: yeah i have a rose toy too…
Diego: oh no..

by Taakooz December 08, 2023

whack chamois

Chamois or material used to catch semen when jacking off

i'm off to watch some porn and have a good session with my whack chamois

by Stu Lieman February 19, 2018

Chamoy Pickle Kit from Tiktok Shop

A delicious pickle kit you can buy in the tiktok shop. Basically a DIY chamoy pickle kit with whatever chemicals tiktok puts in them. Often eaten while your rose toy is connected

Teacher: I said no Chamoy Pickle Kits in class!!
Student: I DON'T CARE!!! *eats chamoy pickle kit from tiktok shop while using rose toy simultaneously*📳I'M USING MY ROSE TOY🌹

by ROSE.TOY.ABUSER ;-; December 27, 2023

chamoy pickle

Wrapping a fruit roll up around your man’s monstrous penis and sucking it until the fruit roll up disappears and then tongue kissing him after so he can also taste the fruit roll up

I wanna chamoy pickle with you

by Mind your beezwax December 14, 2023

Chamoy pickle

Pickle filled with red 40 and Takis

Yo, that Chamoy pickle had Hella red 40 in it

by Trap queen052910 January 11, 2024