Chamois Vagina

When a womans vagina hangs crusty and dry.. but the more wet it gets, the better it feels. Much like when drying a car with a crusty chamois .

My friends grandmothers Chamois Vagina drags like a dirty broom behind a janitor.. but after it gets soaked for a while it feels quite pleasurable

by PeteRulesTheDankshitDeluxe October 19, 2009

alabaster banana chamois

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock

Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois

by Jannasauras Rex January 08, 2005

chamoy pickle

Wrapping a fruit roll up around your man’s monstrous penis and sucking it until the fruit roll up disappears and then tongue kissing him after so he can also taste the fruit roll up

I wanna chamoy pickle with you

by Mind your beezwax December 14, 2023

Chamoy pickle

Pickle filled with red 40 and Takis

Yo, that Chamoy pickle had Hella red 40 in it

by Trap queen052910 January 11, 2024

Clammy Chamois

The results of a lot of promiscuous sex where a females sexual organ produces an odor similar to clam chowder

Sorry if it smells like clams, I am having a clammy chamois outbreak.

by marlory allegg June 12, 2011

chamoy pickle kit

This is something that people say when they worship the devil. Do not let your kids order one.

"im going to order a chamoy pickle kit"

by jesusworshipper93 December 29, 2023

Tiktok chamoy pickle kit

it’s the best thing i’ve ever tried if you eat a chamoy pickle kit with a rose toy you will get super powers

Diego: “Hey is that a Tiktok chamoy pickle kit ! I love those!”
Fern: yeah i have a rose toy too…
Diego: oh no..

by Taakooz December 08, 2023