chair

an object that is placed in a parking spot in front of one's house in Pittsburgh to save your parking place

Put the chair out once I get the the car dug out.

by spotterchair February 7, 2010

chair

a seat you sit on

i love chairs

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

chair

where you put your ass cheeks

bob:yo where do you wanna put dem ass cheeks at?
billy: imma put dem toasty buns on this chair
bob: me too!

by the best ginger in town January 3, 2016

chair

a thing you sit in

hey man, don't sit in my chair!

by haylinne November 21, 2019

chair

noun: a platform for sitting on. Usually consists of hard, sturdy legs and a cushioned platform with lumbar support.

verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.

noun:
What a comfy chair...I could play CS on this all day...

verb:
1: What the **** are you looking at?
2: (begins explaining that he means no harm, tries to calm (1) down)
1: SHUT UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA!
2: Ok.
1: NAH, SHUT THE **** UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA RIGHT NOW!

by MrKapper June 30, 2007

chair

Device used to stimulate sensual peasure by vibrating when placed against the genitalia.

God, this chair feels so good in my ****!

by Wangtastic May 13, 2005

chair

Wait... you dont know what a chair is?!

*john*imma sit in that chair over there*
*dave*"whats a chair?"
*john*"we are no longer friends"

by mc chicken on the beat June 16, 2018