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changing speeds

Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.
Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.
by Dan Neville May 30, 2006
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Changing Station

chang⋅ing⋅sta⋅tion
cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn
-noun

• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).

• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.

• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.

Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...

Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges
• JT opened a changing station on Kristina's Facebook Wall about Hillary Clinton's pantsuits, spawning a ridiculous thread between Josh and Kristina's gaggle of gays.

• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.
by Lulabell1984 October 8, 2009
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by fuckjannies November 20, 2017
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Changing of the tards

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.
Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.
by orangehouse December 13, 2010
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chain gang

From Plies song '100 years'. "...I'm tired of losing all my n****s to the chain gang"
by walk-d January 10, 2009
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life changing dick

The dick that wrecks homes and vaginas. The dick that changes lives for the better or worse. They will never forget. It changes them forever.
The ex-wife is still DTF from that LCD life changing dick
by R3d_Rabbit December 20, 2016
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a-changing

Times are a-changing.
by Hercolena Oliver March 9, 2009
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