chabs

The act of masturbating using ones own excrement for lubrication. Often performed (But not limmited to) on a toilet or in a shower.

1. The filthy bastard was pulling a chabs in my living room.

2. Go chabs yourself dickhead.

by Jack Star December 13, 2006

Chab

Anything foreign that makes it's way onto your face.

Dude! wipe that chab off your face.

After eating a sandwich Billy had a massive amount of chab in his beard.

by Hostile Sausage March 13, 2009

Chabs

is the ultimate male muscle combination desired by many but perfected by few. It is the chest + abs, when the whole upper body becomes one big mass and you can’t really tell where one starts and the other ends. Basically when someones upper body looks like a big round solid keg of fat or muscle.
It seems certain asian guys have perfected this marvelous display of chunk.

Dude: "Bro! put your shirt back on you look like you are pushing maximum density"

Fatty 1: "Nah! man the ladies love the Chabs"

Dude: "Man i wish i looked like a keg on stilts"

by Marty McHerps April 29, 2009

Chab

an adjective describing something a hipster would be interested in. Something that has not yet reached mainstream status. Pretty much anything a hipster does or likes is chab.

That's a chab band.

Wearing nerd glasses with the lenses poked out is so chab.

by Mr. Sulu July 19, 2012

Chab

Chastity Boy, a guy who strongly believes in Chastity and usually wears big belts to keep the girls out of his pants(;

That guy's so hot, but he's a Chab which is pretty disapointing.

by Loves2Cuddle May 07, 2011

chabs

slang for thanks, cheers, ta etc.

doth wads out... chabs
(get your tits out... thanks)

by Benyb January 21, 2008

CHAB

Cunt-face Bitch Ass Hooker.

It is an Anagram of the first letters of each word.

That slut is a CHAB.

I want to fuck that CHAB.

Anyone can get with that CHAB.

by kid rock87 January 30, 2009