Chapped asshole

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.

Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole

by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019

Chapped Lups

adj. + noun. Describes when a woman has dry and flaky labia.

Heather: Do you have some chapstick I can borrow?

Megan: Wait, you don't have chapped lips.

Heather: Oh, I have chapped lups.

by Swaburd June 5, 2011

chapped lippin

when a female does not wear underwear; same as free balling for a guy

When asked if she had underwear on she said, " no, I'm free balling". I replied, "you're a girl...you're chapped lippin!!"

by sdwc329 November 27, 2012

champed

To be called a champ in a mocking or condescending way.

A) (trips over own feet)
B) Ya rite champ? Havin a win r ya?
A) (gets up after tripping over) Damn - that dude just champed me! Asshole!

by markuz July 7, 2005

chapped cunt

generally referred to as a dried up nasty slut.

my sister is a chapped cunt

by justin c. b. May 23, 2006

chapped lips

dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)

A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.

by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009

Chapped

The state of being angry or annoyed. Usual referred to when having a bad time, or being unhappy. Can also be best used when you have made someone angry.

Yeah man, Steve was so chapped. His girlfriend is giving him so much shit!

I don't want to go to the party, I'm feeling really chapped.

You chapped that guy. He'll never buy our bagels now.

by Kassidari February 4, 2010