Croc Block

When someone stops or prevents another person from buying or wearing crocs shoes.

"Man, I really wanted those crocs shoes, but Bill got in my way. He is such a croc block."

by juliman November 29, 2012

national croc day

October 23rd is National Croc Day. This means everyone across the United States of America should wear a pair of Crocs on this day!

Person one: Hey, do you have an extra pair of Crocs for National Croc Day?

Person two: Hell yeah my nigga!! What color you want? I got black, red, yellow, and camo.

Person one: I'll take camo so I can look like a badass.

by Mr. Croc September 20, 2013

ciroc

vodka brand prepared in FRANCE ,made from grapes,five times distilled. the brand is promoted by renown artist P DIDDY ;)

jim- u looking screwed man.
jones-yeah mah i had that CIROC wid lime last nite

by ADYAKA January 2, 2010

Croc Block

When you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.

"Omg, I can't believe you let her go out in those tonight. Total Croc block."

by Srizie January 26, 2009

Crocadildo

The chopped off and preserved in dill pickle juice penis of an unconscious crocodile. Often used as fancy dildo. Can be brought out at special occasions.

Girl- *unwraps present* "what is it?"
Friend- "it's a crocadildo"
Girl- "my years of waiting are over!"

by El domarino July 4, 2014

Crocadiller

The redneck version of saying "crocadile"

holy shit my cousin arm was bitten off by a crocadiller

by Phython74 June 25, 2009

crocadillapig

really horrid looking female

"I had too much to drink last night and pulled this bird, when I woke up next to her in the morning I suddenly became aware she was a right crocadillapig".

by Timmy27 October 18, 2006