Centimeter Peter

Phrase used to describe a male penis when it is so short or small that it can only be measured in centimeters.

1. Brett Favre's Penis

2. NYJets football player: "Hey Favre, my 5 yr old son's Johnson is bigger than your Centimeter Peter!"

by ROTFLatDeadspinPics October 14, 2010

centimeter peter

The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.

Brad you have a centimeter peter.

by Bradley Mayhue December 8, 2007

centimeter

centimeter is a misspelling of centimetre
100 centimetres is 1 metre in length

Those Americans spell it centimeter, but we call it a centimetre

by Avoura December 28, 2005

2 centimeters

The size of your di-

You have 2 centimeters.

by AN0NYM0U5_3CH0 February 28, 2021

Centimeter-Peter

A man with a very small dick.
Started by *******
Peterson.
A hilarious name to call a guy.

Girl 1:Hahaha!!!
Girl 2: Is she okay?!
Girl 3:oh she just almost Slept with Centimeter-Peter
last night.

by GuessWhoo!!! December 22, 2008

Centipeter

A man who brags about having a big dick but really has a centimeter peter a centipeter

Damn he's got a nice truck

to bad he's compensating for his centipeter

by lolsorrybruda February 1, 2018

Pubic Centimeters

The metric for pubic hair coverage

Brendan has 40 pubic centimeters coverage. I think he's a quarter Hungarian.

by IndieG-Boy April 18, 2020