21st century liability

I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
(Bang, bang, bang)
It's all bollocks
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
(Bang, bang, bang)
It's all bollocks

Were all made from the spawn of the devil. I'm a 21st century liability.

by Losercakes101 July 12, 2019

centaur express

A syrum mix extracted from human semen and horse semen. Some put this fucking masterpiece in empty coconut syrup bottles and bamboozle the shit out of people

Guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the hell did you get this?
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach

by Oplix October 20, 2017

21st Century Cowboy

A man in a wheelchair, whether it be for a paralyzed individual or one with an injury.

Hey you know what we call people in wheelchairs these days? 21st Century Cowboys.

by dephn March 14, 2013

centaur boots

Big ass toe nails that click on the ground as you walk. Coined on the show New Girl.

Schmidt: "Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots".

by rednovemburr June 8, 2014

21st century whore

a girl who acts all sexy and stuff and flirts with lots of men but doesn't quite get it. she's still a virgin.

I wanna be a virgin pure, a 21st century whore

by idle teen November 17, 2019

Buick Century

1: Buick's flagship sedan, It's called the century because 100 years from now these fuckers will still be roaming our streets. While most cars from the 1980s are seldom seen nowadays, the Century refuses to die and you'll see dozens every day.

2: The "alarm car" that alerts the horde if you shoot it in the Left 4 Dead series.

His Buick Century got t-boned by a semi truck but it still drove with no problems.

by AcneAndAnthrax December 1, 2014

Centurylink

The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.

Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!

by Person Who Has Centurylink June 11, 2018