house centipede

A harmless, yet scary-ass creature about the length of your finger that looks like it glides when it walks. It is also covered in hair and looks like it has way more legs than it does. If you spot one of these and you aren't expecting it, you will most likely shit yourself. insect bug centipede

me: "JESUS CHRIST" *runs to get large book to smush house centipede*

by Donkeytron April 24, 2007

Centipede

Giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas. Despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom.
Even tarantulas aren't immune from an ambush.
This centipede is a predator...

*Hint*: Look up centipede on youtube.
enjoy.

UKF: Centipede!

*Bass Drops*

by iPosteh January 18, 2013

centinaur

A rare mythical creature that is difficult to spot. They are similar to centaurs, but they have an invisible horn that distinguishes them from the classic centaur. They are known to be excellent at everything they attempt and rarely, if ever, do they sleep.

A centaur. Plus a horn. Turned invisible. Minus sleep. Multiplied by perfection. Equals centinaur.

by singwithkites May 10, 2011

Best Buy Mobile Centipede

The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.

Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.

by Franky619 October 27, 2010

5 Centimeters Per Second

2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.

"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."

Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?

by ThreeLeafIvy December 25, 2007

centithread

An online discussion containing one hundred or more messages (by analogy to "centipede"). See thread.

There was a centithread today when the chef asked what type of food should be served in the new cafeteria.

by EllenS September 9, 2008

ceniyah

CeNiyah is a very a beautiful girl. She can dance very well. She loves her family a lot and has a best friend that's name starts with an "A". If you want to hear something funny she's the person to turn to. She is very pretty and she doesn't notice but every boy wants her.

Dang, is that CeNiyah she's a good dancer and she hot!

by Lola Lyn August 17, 2017