cellphone

That thing ASSHOLES talk into as they drive or walk around feeling important.

Look at that asshole on the cellphone.

by Old Redneck Troll December 28, 2005

cellphone terrorist

The Cellphone Terrorist has the capability to disrupt classes without even being present. They will leave their belongings in class as they go for a bathroom break when, suddenly, the sound of "My Humps" fills the room. Yes, that's The Cellphone Terrorists new ring tone for this week and it isn't going to stop until they return. Those unfortunate enough to be sitting beside The Cellphone Terrorist will hang their head in shame as piercing gazes are shot directly their way.

Upon return, The Cellphone Terrorist will usually check their missed calls and proceed to call said person back by means of a covert coat-over-the-head technique that they have perfected.

*phone rings*

Jen: Hey Beth...oh yeah I know. OK I'll be there tonight. Yeah I'm in class right now, just call me back later with directions. I'll call Cindy right now and let her know.


Andrew: She is never off her phone and we are reviewing for the final.

Jake: I know man, that girl is a cellphone terrorist.

by Hector Jr October 7, 2008

Hiding in your Cellphone

When someone tries to bypass an awkward situation when they're around people they have nothing to say to by pretending to be busy doing something with their cell phone. In fact, they know they're just looking at old text messages and lightly tapping the buttons or something.

Generally for people who don't know how to make idle conversation.

(One person is on the elevator when another person they KINDA know steps on)

Jim: Hi Sue, nice weather we're having.

Sue: Yeah it sure is!

....(awkward silence)

(both pull out their cell phones and stare at them blankly until the elevator reaches a stop)

(Bob who knows them both enters)

Bob: The old hiding in your cellphone trick eh? Doesn't anyone know how to make small talk anymore?

by Justaguy295720957 July 21, 2009

cellphobo

A person lacking any kind of wireless communication. (cellphone, pager, blackberry.)

I couldn't get in touch with my brother during his vacation because he's a cellphobo.

by Mike Z. July 4, 2005

Cellphone Taser

The jolting effect of receiving a vibrating cellphone call when you least expect it.

Dwayne: "I was sitting in Starbucks quietly reading the paper when I got hit with your cellphone taser. My whole body jumped."

by Ibiwisi January 31, 2009

cellphonephrenia

An audio hallucination commonly caused by noises in the environment or in music that sound like your cell phone ringing and make you reach for your phone only to be receiving no calls.

That damn song keeps giving me cellphonephrenia and I'm constantly grabbing my pocket.

by gene clifford katter July 28, 2010

cellphone dick

When you get a boner in class and your teacher thinking it is a cellphone and grabs your dick

Teacher:no phones in class (grabs phone/dick
Student:agh THAT is my dick!!!!
Teacher:.......
class:...........
Student:Ahh cellphone dick all over again

by Paige-hey sarah i told you. March 7, 2014