cellphone

A device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself .

People don't see you're alone if you're looking at your cellphone.

by Najjaci April 14, 2015

cellphone

cell phone

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Cellphone

When you have a partial erection, but someone thinks it's a cell phone in your pocket.

"Is that your cellphone?" asked the headmaster. "No, it's my boner," responded Ricky Red Pants.

by Ricky Red Pants August 6, 2010

Cellphone

A motherfucking amazing device that gets your head in the clouds

My cellphone ate me

by svefonia March 6, 2017

Cellphone

Something Drakes ex used when she needed his love

You used to call me on my cellphone late night when you need my love

by Holographicxflower May 5, 2016

cellphoned

Self-owned.

1524| Hottub: and btw, way not to realize I'm at lunch jerkoff.
1524| Hottub: err, that's "lunch, jerkoff"
1524| Kordos - Work: heheheh
1524| Kordos - Work: cellphoned.

by Kordos March 6, 2003

Cellphoning

The ambiguous activity that takes place when one sees someone with their cellphone, but can't determine whether the person is texting or dialing a number.

Tim: "Hey, mom, who're you call-- text-- Uh, who're you cellphoning?
Mom: "Your mom."
Tim: "..."

by Death of Marat July 1, 2011