A word you can shout out at random and it's funny because it rhymes! It works well with "Ring Sting". A very good way to amuse friends
by Danny!!! March 7, 2011
Get the Anal Rape Cellotape mug.The categorization of individuals who pull out their cellphones at inappropriate periods of time, regardless of surrounding social activity and social propriety.(i.e. pulling out a cell phone while on a date, pulling out a cell phone mid sentence without warning.)
Cellots also have a series of telling behaviors, such as hurridly reaching for their phones on whenever the generic nokia ringer is within earshot. They also feel the need to convert all non-cellots to cell phone owners.
Cellots also have a series of telling behaviors, such as hurridly reaching for their phones on whenever the generic nokia ringer is within earshot. They also feel the need to convert all non-cellots to cell phone owners.
1.)"Man, that chick Dana whipped out her phone to talk to her ex while we were out on a dinner date"
"What a Cellot!"
"What a Cellot!"
by John Jones III (AKA Lucky Turner) April 6, 2005
Get the Cellot mug.One of the most annoying members on the forums of bodybuilding.com, he constantly complains about being a 19 year old virgin. His life consists of looking in the mirror at 1,000 angles, and failing at everything besides being gay. Also, he likes to make outrageous claims such as being able to gain 20 pounds of muscle or lose fat, however never does so. Also known as RIP Chuck.
DDCT: Guys today at GNC this 8 maybe 9 came in to talk to me and I got her number
Misc: Good luck
Misc: You suck homo fail
*Later on that evening*
DDCT: Guys I met up with her but was too scared to talk so I stared at the ground and she called me a freak
Misc: Rofl
Dat Dere Celltech is a epic failure homo
Misc: Good luck
Misc: You suck homo fail
*Later on that evening*
DDCT: Guys I met up with her but was too scared to talk so I stared at the ground and she called me a freak
Misc: Rofl
Dat Dere Celltech is a epic failure homo
by BB.com Misc Section August 5, 2008
Get the dat dere celltech mug.A person who looks at their cell phone and pretends to be texting or that someone is calling them to give the illusion that they have friends.
"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."
by aCanOfSoda August 13, 2009
Get the celloner mug.Long strips of sticky stuff used to stick things together, often comes in a role, and u can never find the end, unless you've got one of them little dispenser things.
by Camp_milkman March 8, 2004
Get the Cellotape mug.Dude 1: Ill call you later
Dude 2: Make sure you hit me up on my cellster, the house phone is broken
Dude 2: Make sure you hit me up on my cellster, the house phone is broken
by Supa Flurt May 30, 2008
Get the Cellster mug.Removal of the cell phone from someone who just can't let it go. Also cellectomy (from the roots cell phone + lobotomy/appendectomy)
That girl is talking so loud on her cell, you can hear her lifestory all over the supermarket.
Yeah, she needs a cellotomy!
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The woman sitting next to me at the poetry reading could not stop texting, she needs a cellectomy
Yeah, she needs a cellotomy!
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The woman sitting next to me at the poetry reading could not stop texting, she needs a cellectomy
by thesalad June 12, 2011
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