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cellopause 

the temporary halt in the act of love making to answer a cell phone.
I was a bit distracted after the cellopause.
cellopause by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

cellamaphone

1.) A common/deliberate mispronunciation of cell phone. Used to mimic a sound combination of Cell Phone and Telephone.

2.) Originated as a variant of saxamaphone commonly refered to by Homer Simpson meaning "saxophone"
"What do you want, Lisa? A tubamaba? An obomabo? oh....a saxamaphone!..." - Homer Simpson

"Call me on the cellamaphone."
cellamaphone by pOtTs000 October 12, 2005

cellmate 

The bitch you are fucking (guy) in jail, and or prison.
Hey man I got my cellmate licking my ballonknot.
cellmate by Rowdy Caspar May 9, 2006

Cellmate Ice Cream 

Cocoa, sugar, creamer. We put it in a little bag--trash bag, you know. Mix it all up {...then put the bag inside a 5-gallon bucket}. Surround it with ice. Pour salt--a layer of salt and ice, salt and ice, and ah, {hang bucket from top bunk's frame and...} shake it back and forth for about an hour and a half then you have ice cream. Homemade ice cream."

This is ice cream. It's really good.
Cellmate ice cream tastes as good as Granny's hand-cranked but's lots cheaper and simpler too.

cellobate 

Refers to either:
(1) Not purchasing or consuming any products dat are packaged in crinkly clear shrink-wrap plastic.
(2) Abstaining from crumpling said crispy flex-film to make an annoying racket for anyone else within earshot.
Remaining cellobate may indeed be doubly difficult in dat you are sorrowfully giving up both packaging-convenience and da uproarious fun of irritating everyone else wif your "loudly crackling fire" sound effects; however, there is da somewhat-helpful "out of sight, out of mind" situation there, in dat if you don't permit yourself access to any items dat are wrapped in "snappy and poppy" protective sleeving, this will also mean dat you probably won't have much if any of said "noisy" material lying around after unsealing store-bought wares, either, and so you will be less able to conveniently access it for selfish auditory pleasures, as well.
cellobate by QuacksO April 22, 2022

cellumark 

As we all know or may have experienced, cellulite is caused by a collection of fat that creates a dimple underneath the skin. Stretchmarks are most common during pregnancy or other times of rapid weight gain and create a shimmery-looking scar on the skin. But what is it called when the cellulite and stretchmarks become one? It becomes a cellumark, a little bit of cellulite, and a little bit of stretchmark. This may be something that other 40-something-year-old women like myself may experience.
Having self love means to embrace my cellulite, stretchmarks, and cellumarks.
cellumark by Michelle MaBelle November 3, 2022