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Celebutaunt 

A celebrity who is famous for nothing more than spending a successful parents money. They prance around doing D list VH1 spots and making an ass of themselves. Look for fake blond hair, fake boobs, eyelashes and a voice that sounds like a baby hooker.

To fend off a celebutaunt, point out the nearest guy in a nice suit and watch them swarm. Run for your life.
Did you see that Celebutaunt chasing Greg? Too bad Tommy Lee wasn't here to distract her.
Celebutaunt by Justice S. Erved February 5, 2010
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celebutard 

Conflation of the words "celebutante" (itself a conflation of the words "celebrity" and "débutante") and "retard".

The word is practically synonymous with Paris Hilton but does not, in my humble opinion, cover superficially similar inviduals like Lindsey Lohan or indeed any other visibly stupid and annoying celebrity. I realise I am going against the tide here but what humour there is to be derived from the use of the word "celebutard" is intimately connected to it's development from the word "celebutante" and not it's more apparent relationship to the words "celebrity" and "retard".

"Celebutard" would not have been coined if "celebutante" had not existed first, the former is a play on the latter as far as I am concerned. How else to explain the connecting "-u-" when any other vowel (or none at all e.g "celebritard") would have done just as well? There is no "u" in either "celebrity" or "retard", there is a "u" however, in "celebutante".

It follows that someone like Hilton could be described as a "celebutard" since she is all three things, an erstwhile débutante, a celebrity and... ahem. Lindsey Lohan, on the other hand, doesn't actually fit that deb-y, upper-class "It girl" bracket. I guess people find it funny to describe her as a "celebutard" where they wouldn't have described her as a "celebutante" but for me, it's a pretty weak gag.

Whatever, I feel like King Canute on this one but I had to go on the record.
Noted celebutard Paris Hilton...
celebutard by nacho2 May 7, 2007

celebutante

A female of high society and wealth whose debut becomes publicly visible and famed; a debutante who achieves celebrity status.
Paris Hilton is the world's most overexposed celebutante.
celebutante by LunarMelanie August 4, 2005

Celebutot  

Babies of celebrities. Competing for face space with other celebrity babies. They grow into a celebutante. Celebutot babies wear only the latest lables and are themselves trendsetters from birth. Celebutot's grow into celebutante's. Names: AUDIO SCIENCE, FIFI TRIXIBELL, JERMAJESTY, KINGSTON.
"OMG Angelina Joelie is pregnant again"
"Oh great, we need another celebutot!"

"When Paris Hilton has her baby what do you think she will call it?"
"Hotel Hilton? Who cares really it will just be another celbutot to watch!"

"My 2 year old is acting all celebutot when we got the video camera out at her cousins party!"

"Spot the celebutot in the creche"
"who is it"?
"it's the one with the Gucci nappies! (diapers)"

celebuttry 

The discovery that a minor celebrity you believe to be meh or fig has, in fact, an amazing bum.
Joe: Hey hon why don't we watch Glee?

Mary: I thought you hated that show?

Joe: I did. But that was before I realized Leah Michelle was a Celebuttry!
celebuttry by barec2 January 6, 2014

celebutard 

A celebrity who is dumb, or plays dumb for publicity
Paris Hilton is a celebutard
celebutard by DizzyLizzy February 18, 2007

celebutante

A person heavily involved in the club scene of the late 80s and early 90s. This term was mainly used by people who were part of the scene, before it became more well-known and the synonym club kid was coined by the mainstream media.
The movie Party Monster is a good insight into the celebutante scene - even though most of them didn't kill and dismember their drug dealers like Michael Alig did.
celebutante by SpeakEasy June 16, 2004