Celebutaunt

A celebrity who is famous for nothing more than spending a successful parents money. They prance around doing D list VH1 spots and making an ass of themselves. Look for fake blond hair, fake boobs, eyelashes and a voice that sounds like a baby hooker.

To fend off a celebutaunt, point out the nearest guy in a nice suit and watch them swarm. Run for your life.

Did you see that Celebutaunt chasing Greg? Too bad Tommy Lee wasn't here to distract her.

by Justice S. Erved February 6, 2010