ceiling fan

A machine on the ceiling used to move air or heat down to where the person is standing. It can also help cut energy costs by 40% in the winter and 10% in the summer.

I want to cut my energy costs by buying a ceiling fan.

by Private May 13, 2005

Ceiling fan

It’s on the ceiling

It’s a ceiling fan

by Dresser June 16, 2020

Ceiling fan

The one thing that spins so fast I can suffocate myself with carbon monoxide and clear the evidence instantly

I will commit ceiling fan if you don’t shut the fuck up

by Ur mom bob January 13, 2021

ceiling fan

a ceiling fan is someone who whirls around and speaks fast but is highly annoying because they never shut up

dude, your girlfriend is such a ceiling fan

by unlucky charms July 4, 2020

Ceiling fan

A fan but with a twist. It’s on your ceiling.

I hit my dick on a ceiling fan last night and it hurt like hell

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 5, 2021

ceiling fan

a girl 7/31.

Origin: The string.

not tonight dear, I am a ceiling fan.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Ceiling-Fan Throbber

When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.

Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!

by Blegh the big Dicker January 15, 2016