Holden Morrisey Caulfield

Holden Morrisey Caulfield, appears in J.D. Salinger's Slight Rebellion off Madison, published in the December 22, 1946 issue of The New Yorker. This was the basis for several chapters in the book, The Catcher in the Rye where Holden has a date with Sally Hayes.

Holden Morrisey Caulfield usually wore his chesterfield and a hat with a cutting edge at the “V” in the crown.

by Holden Morrisey Caulfield May 30, 2006

cum cauldron

The cum cauldron is a antique cauldron that resides in the town square of Port Sorell. It was placed in Port Sorell in the late 1800's. Men from all around the small country town contribute to the cauldron frequently by whacking off and leaving their semen in the cauldron, known as a cumtribution. Then once the cauldron is filled the people of Port Sorell hold a week long festival called Jizzmas. The women of Port Sorell stand in the cauldron and dip in and out of it with the goal of getting pregnant. It is believed that over 72% of the population of Port Sorell are products of the Cauldron.

Hey Redders have you left your cumtribution in the Cum Cauldron yet?

by ammij May 16, 2014

caldo caldo

This term was orginated by a imatation of a turkey sound which goes "caldo, caldo, caldo, caldo!!"

This term is used when a person is confused or astonded at a question or statement that someone has said.

Maria! How do you know your alive?

response - Caldo Caldo?

Is the world really flat?

response - Caldo Caldo?

by E-Stylez April 9, 2007

Calden

He's the most loyal. Give his life for others kind of guy. Superman in the flesh, with the mind of Iron Man. Definitely want him in your life🔥🔥
Loves coffee and cars

Calden once ate a chillie he couldn't handle

by The Inspirator November 20, 2018

Purple Cauliflower

A severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the anus the appearance of a head of cauliflower.

Stan: Hey Brahhhhhhh! How was your weekend?
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

elanour calder

A beard covering up for One Direction band members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Is told to date Louis Tomlinson so fans "Directioners" are tricked in to thinking that Louis and Harry are not homosexual. Managment won't stop at anything to keep Louis and Harry separated from eachother.

Interviewer:Louis is it true that you have a girlfriends ,correct?
Louis: yes her name is Elanour Calder were very happy together (Harry and Louis look back at eachother to make sure they understand the lie and make everything clear that Louis and Elanour have no feelings for eachother what so ever)

by _Larry_1992 December 2, 2013

Chris Caldwell

One bad ass mutherfucker and French Horn Player. Don't even think about questioning his authority, even if you don't know him. He'll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of his patent leather shoes.

He's one of those guys who you just know could kick your ass. Physically, and mentally, without even giving it a second thought. To be a Chris Caldwell of the world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything, and everything. To know everything about the modern world, and to drop musical deuces on those who piss you off.

Band kid 1: "Is that Chris Caldwell?"
Band kid 2: "Holy shit it is, let's play our notes right or he'll pour hot water on our feet and beat our asses backstage."

Janitor: "Wow the grass on the marching field sure did spring up this year!"
Drum Major: "It's because Caldwell made everyone cry so much they irrigated that shit."

by TheSoulOfgenius October 5, 2012