Catwood

Slang for a strap-on from latin cat meaning pussy and wood meaning penis

I have to use my catwood because i have no penis.

by pdubintheclub February 3, 2010

catmonkey

A rare and exotic animal. Only one has been found to date. The Catmonkey is a cross between a cat and a monkey. He looks like a cat and behaves like a monkey. The Catmonkey is very cheeky but also kind, and is known to associate with another rare breed, the Stinky Chimp.

'I went to the Amazon and saw a catmonkey in its natural habitat'
'Wow'

by Monkeyscientist January 27, 2015

catwin

A human and a cat that act and look like one another.

Sam and Thali are so similar, they are both very cute, they are catwins.

by Naomi.nt June 10, 2017

psy-cation

It’s a peace of mind vacation, not where you are, that matters. It’s a state of inner calmness and tranquility, together with a sense of freedom, when thoughts and worries cease, and there is no stress, strain or fear. Totally disengaged from cell phones, emails, not going away but going inside.

At restaurants, your backyard, beaches, strolling your neighborhood — it’s what’s in your mind’s eye that can be a real vacation; a “psy-cation.”

Rebecca: Hey Kayla, where are you going on vacation?
Kayla: Vacation? Who can afford a vacation these days? Besides, I always need a vacation after I take a vacation!
Rebecca: Let's take a "psy-cation" instead...it's real peace of mind and we don't have to bother packing, fighting lines at airports, or spending a fortune on travel.

by Dr. San Diego May 2, 2009

catboner

A derogatory term yelled by Andover Townies at Phillips Academy students. It indicates that you either are a cat's penis erected or that you "bone" cats.

Where is the Polo store, catboner!

by Rosta March 4, 2007

catonsville

a suburban area in baltimore county consisting with just over 40,000 people, a 40,000 acre state park (patapsco state park), and about 5 minutes driving distance from arbutus and landsdowne. catonsville or "c-ville" is known as the music city of maryland. the funny thing is catonsville is not a city its just a place like any other just given the nickname city, because it is in itself like a small city. catonsville has a crime rate of a 6 out of 10 on the national average scale and a property damage rate of a 7 out of 10 on the national property damage and crime census. the highest crime rate is a 10 but the crimes in catonsville are usually theft, narcotics, underage drinking, disturbing the peace, rare vandalism and fighting, most are minor offenses. there are many restaraunts and bars in catonsville and alot of smokers, sometimes even the younger skater kids like to smoke and hang out on the streets of cville the popular choice in catonsville is camel, maryjane, marlboro, or newport. catonsville is also popular to skateboarding and once long ago a punk rock scene that made catonsville huge.

im gonna chill in catonsville today prolly at the park or go skating. i might go to morseburgers and watch all the old drunks sing karaoke that should be entertaining.

by esskay 420 April 1, 2008

Catonkeyboard Syndrome

Random, meaningless letters on a chat/text. What happens when your cat takes a nap on your keyboard.

"gfv,zkdsjlsdxnnjzds,.mjxchksdddddddddddddddddvdxk,.dssd" is an example of Catonkeyboard Syndrome

by She'sTheBlade March 4, 2011