Carboner

When your dick is as hard as a diamond.

I had 3 Viagra pills and now I have a carboner.

by Unknown600085 February 19, 2019

carboner

An erection caused by an exotic or expensive car.

Hey Mitch, did you see that Bugatti Veyron?" "Hell yeah, it gave me a carboner!

by hughjeffincok January 24, 2011

Carboner Sequestration

The hiding of a boner whilst in a car.

Ex: "A summit was held in the van today to discuss the carboner sequestration of the summit in his pants"

by My Penis Writes Novels n Dutch November 29, 2010

carboner

a boner u get in the car

I got a carboner.

by godzilla's carboner June 1, 2018

Caboner

An erection of the penis, randomly caused by the result of vibration, whilst in a moving vehicle.

A combination of the slang term, 'car boner'

I was being driven down a bumpy road and a suddenly got a massive caboner.

by Nicelikeiceguy May 20, 2019

cat boner

cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick

I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies

by dedflatboi77 November 26, 2022