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Strawberry Catapult

When a cow girl whilst on her period jumps off a dudes wang, in such a way that the mixture of semen and menstral fluids are flicked towards the dudes face.

addendum, torturous strawberry catapult, where the above cowgirl carefully climbs off the dudes Wang loaded with semen and menstral fluids , pulls his Wang down, bites on his nut sack, and releases the wangs burden when the dude screams, aiming the burden at the dudes mouth
by Uncle Bob and Aunty Katie June 14, 2018
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catapult pussy

When a guy isn't interested in a girl and she dosnt get the hint. She continues to try every thing to get his attention. Flaunting every thing she has including catapulting her pussy at him from affar.
Catapult pussy is when you hear the catapult clicling back to catapult that pussy cause she is so desperate.
by Tell her 1 June 10, 2017
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catapult the propaganda

To promote acceptance of lies/damn lies/statistics, through repetition and assisted by the blind obedience and willful omissions of the lapdogs posing as "independent" media.
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
-President George W Bush, Greece, NY, May 24, 2005
by Darren Dirt June 20, 2005
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Australian Catapult

When mdma in pill form is placed around halfway down the tip of the penis, after which, oral sex is performed on the male, so that as he ejaculates the mdma into his partner's mouth and they trip balls.
Man 1: Did you know Australia has the highest use of mdma per capita?
Man 2: Yeah it also has the highest use of Australian Catapults per capita.

Woman 1: Ooo did you and Darren get naughty last night?
Woman 2: Sure did. Gave him the old Australian Catapult.
by maxwellfishwell March 3, 2019
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midnight catapult

When you are doing a chick doggystyle, you aim yourself so your back is to an open window. As soon as you finish, roll backwards and throw her out the window.
That bitch was given me shit yesterday, so I gave her the midnight catapult.
by chimmey April 2, 2008
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Cleaveland Catapult

This is preformed by a male having anal sex with his partner doggy-style. The male removes his penis from the anus trying to catch fecal chunks on the bottom of the penis. Next he pulls the penis back creating a catapault, taps his partners back, and releases as they turn around. Usually the male aims at the face in a scoring type fashion. Extra points are awarded for hitting mouth, nose, and eyes (Caution: Eye shots can cause pink eye.)
Jake Steed: Last night was awesome I cleaveland catapulted this girl and hit both eyes
by Trav-O March 1, 2008
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catapult

when a man is about to ejaculate he pulls his dick back and flings his cum in the face of his partner.
Dustin: Dude i heard you catapulted your girlfriend last night
Brent: your damn right i did she licked it all up off her face
by Johnny whiplash 1994 September 3, 2010
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