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Egomaniac, who is insecure and lacking in intellect. Often seen with cretins and other idiots
Everybody hide! that cassius is coming.
cassius by dr. feelgood May 13, 2005
Dumb Ass. He is unable to remain faithful in a relationship. If you see a cassius, run the other way unless you want a broken heart.
girl: Do you think i should date cassius?

other girl: Hell no, hes a fuckboy!!!!!!
Cassius by Mrs.Turtle February 16, 2018
Cassius is a dumb person who has no friends and is ugly, if he has friends they are all nerds. Except for one of them (my name is cassius and I approve this message)
Cassius is dumb
Cassius by Cassius=stupid September 21, 2020
A penis with a substantial curve to the left or right (Depending on the dominant hand) usually caused from obsessive and/or frequent masturbation. This primarily occurs in men who cannot get laid.
"Oh, he's definitely gotten himself a cassius by now."
"She can't even please her husband anymore, the poor man must have himself a cassius by now."
Cassius by Thirst3 March 6, 2020
Cassius a fucking dickhead and a goddam SIMP, he also thinks he is cool
Omfg Cassius is a simp
Cassius by Gäy Cassius March 20, 2020
A girl who is very brave and also very cool and crazy and hide her feeling in school most likely to be crazy mean and got A attitude at home.
me and some people think that the name Cassius is A boys name only and i kinda take it personally but i deal with it
Cassius by kkthe1st April 13, 2022