Cum Artifact

A Cum Artifacts are objects that have acquired online infamy due to having semen as a major part of them.

The most infamous Cum Artifacts are The Pony Cum Jar, The Cumbox, The Cumconut, The Cum Arm, The Jizz Powder and The Cum Dreamcast.

Mom: Hey Johnny, what is this bottle filled with milk i found under your bed?
Johnny: Ma, that's not milk...
Mom: Johnny, are you making Cum Artifacts again?

by TwizzBMRF August 5, 2023

artifact

An item or object.
used in various fantasy settings to portray objects that have some sort of magical power or innert ability.

"this crown of the deep artifact gives me +4 to charisma"

"frodo,we must destroy this artifact for the good ofmiddle earth"

by misko September 3, 2007

artifact

That Game Valve Made That Nobody Asked For

Cody:Have You Heard About That Game Artifact
James:Dont Fucking Talk About That Game

by 0)_(0 September 4, 2017

artifaction

1. Appearance
2. Physical appearance, especially when pleasing.
3. A distinctive, unified manner of dress or fashion.

Kiko: The artifaction for this fall will be...this 1700s Kabuto Samurai Hat
Fashion guru: So garish!
Kiko: Quiet!

by Kiko July 18, 2004

Bartifacts

Any items liberated from a bar, restaurant or club without the permission or knowledge of the bar, restaurant or club owners.

Last night my buddy mined up some sweet pint glass bartifacts from the pub.

by grisgris1 February 13, 2010

Cartinations

The best account on tiktok with the best edits, always her edits are W. I have a crush on her.

X: Wow! Did you saw new Cartinations edit?
Y: I did, it was hard tho!

by daddycarti2061 January 22, 2022

Roger that artifact

Another phrase for Ok Boomer
Synonyms: Ok Boomer, That's fun ancient one, of corpse

Mom: dinner is ready.
Son: roger that artifact

by zoomernumberone December 2, 2019