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Catfish Shit Pipe 

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
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Catfish Shit Pipe 

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old Catfish Shit Pipe last night. It straightend her right out!

catfish scam 

When a person uses dating apps or websites or social media to create a false identity to deceive their victim.
Catfish scam in this article wrote by BEN PAHOR, Staff write on July 12, 2016 - 9:27pm with the title: REPORTS: AFL young gun victim of ‘catfish’ cyberporn attack in ZeroHanger website.
catfish scam by josencarnacao April 9, 2022

catfish slag

"Ellie-Mae Cattle got a edible of her mate"
"What a catfish slag"
catfish slag by Jaywiv2007 January 27, 2023

tennessee catfish slap

When youre out fishing bend a girl over your rod holder and fuck her from behind. Once you get a bite reel it in and as it comes out of the water pull it so the fish slaps her on the way in.
Only a country girl can really appreciate the Tennessee catfish slap

Cartfish 

A Cartfish is someone who has a specific face or pose they use whenever they take a selfie or photo. A Cartfish is usually identifiable on social networking and online dating sites by their inability to maintain a continuous and/or meaningful conversation with the opposite sex. Sometimes a cartfish's sole purpose is to engage in a sexual act with the opposite sex but often after their intended target has seen them without their trademark ‘selfie face’ and a quality filter they feel sick.
I found this guy on instagram, but all his pictures look exactly the same.. I reckon his a cartfish
Cartfish by Aintshit June 14, 2018

9 Squirrels and a Catfish 

The best live internet radio show out there on Revere Radio Network Saturdays and Sundays from 7-8pm EST and Tuesdays from 10pm-midnight EST on www.revereradio.net
"Man, i was doin nothing Tuesday night so i tuned into 9 Squirrels and a Catfish on Revere Radio and laughed my ass off"