carrot

by AYB February 24, 2003
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Some vegetable from Afghanistan. Could be Bin Ladin's secret plan to kill us all.
Don't eat your carrots. They may be WMDs.
by George W. Bush June 23, 2003
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how the fuck do you not know what a fucking carrot is! if you dont know what a carrot is you are a a nonce
look a carrot said jimmy whats a carrot said tommy . TOMMY IS A NONCE
by a60yearoldpedo May 14, 2020
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a vegetable thrown at a nasty hoe who got cheated on.
Girl at school: “did you see that”

Other girl at school: “ yeah that was a carrot”
by ava609 March 29, 2020
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The little symbol you get when you press shift+6. Used in graphics calculators to raise a number to a certain power
If I hold down shift and press the 6 key, I get a carrot!
3^3 = 27
by Malignant_Slurpee March 22, 2004
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a homophobic/ transphobic slur
used against LGBT+ people
yeah, that chia is turning into a total carrot
by mikeyjbaby February 13, 2020
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An extrememly hard penis that snaps like a carrot.
Oh no! Nico's penis got so hard, when I started beating him off it snapped...like a carrot!!!!!
OH SHIT!!
by Whitey McCrackerington June 11, 2008
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