Carpeter

A tradesperson (man or woman) who, to the exclusion of all other sexual activitiies, only eats puss

Mary desperately wanted cock, so was bitterly disappointed to find Johnny was a qualified carpeter.
or

Alice hated cock. She was a qualified carpeter.

by Haids December 9, 2012

Camputer Fishmix

Camputer fishmix is made up slang for a vape. The term was created by the rapper Ruben Slikk and is referenced in many of his songs.

"Smokin on the camputer fishmix
E-juice taste like a cantaloupe" -Ruben Slikk in the song Wishbonez

by karmakazuya August 11, 2025