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Get the Carpenters assistant mug.A Carpenters pencil is when a male/female brings a male to climax by wanking them off with their ear. They then sit on the persons face after.
by Christy 2011 May 8, 2011
Get the Carpenters Pencil mug.Stemming from ancient Nordic boatbuilding times, this traditional hazing ritual has been rebirthed in the extended modern woodworking community and is still revered as a right of passage in this noblest of trades
An appreciative apprentice kneels within a standing circle of their peers, where as a true sign of respect, proceed to masturbate furiously over the face of "the chosen one".
Once the youngling has been supremely coated, this is directly followed by a large battering of sawdust to aid the curing process.
An important step is to have Rick Astley play in the background.
The pupil now becomes the plastered master
An appreciative apprentice kneels within a standing circle of their peers, where as a true sign of respect, proceed to masturbate furiously over the face of "the chosen one".
Once the youngling has been supremely coated, this is directly followed by a large battering of sawdust to aid the curing process.
An important step is to have Rick Astley play in the background.
The pupil now becomes the plastered master
A-Boy: The new guys really coming into his own, how long has he been here for?
B-Boy: I remember his first day, has to be about three years now
C-Boy: Oh boy, looks like he's prime for a Carpenters Bukkake, I'll grab the lube and dust
A-Boy: (singing) never gonna, never gonna, never gonna...
B-Boy: Kneel child, it's time for us to pay our respects
D-Boy: Thanks guys, it's such an honou……(muffled gargle)
B-Boy: I remember his first day, has to be about three years now
C-Boy: Oh boy, looks like he's prime for a Carpenters Bukkake, I'll grab the lube and dust
A-Boy: (singing) never gonna, never gonna, never gonna...
B-Boy: Kneel child, it's time for us to pay our respects
D-Boy: Thanks guys, it's such an honou……(muffled gargle)
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G1: Dude, check this out
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?
by Alchemist657 February 19, 2022
Get the The Carpenters Roll mug.Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy
He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
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