carsexual

A person who is so appreciative of the beauty of cars that they refer to them as a human being and if it were possible to have sex with them they likely would.

My boyfriend got a new mustang and has turned totally carsexual.

by marthastewartrocks December 12, 2008

Catsexual

Someone of either gender who loves cats, and is only attracted to who share the same feline friendliness.

Catgirl seeking Catboi to nap with. Am only catsexual. Please inquire @ www.Catspace.com/catgirl1234

by catgirl wants catboi March 21, 2009

Charsexual

The unresistable feeling of attraction towards Charliq. Charsexuality is a very common thing. Regardless of sexual preference or gender, you feel attracted to Charliq.

Girl 1: It's wierd, i never met someone as amazing as Charliq..i can't explain how i feel about her..

Girl 2: I know...do you have feelings for her?

Girl 1:No, i'm straight.

Girl 2:I know you are, that doesnt matter though, but i know you are attracted to her...it's ok..everyone is a little Charsexual.

by QQQcharsexualQQQ April 8, 2009

carsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to cars

Bro I think i'm carsexual

by KuriWasTaken March 28, 2021

carexual

Someone who is attracted to card

I just rammed by car’s exhaust last night. What can i say I'm carexual!

by Exhaustrammer300 October 22, 2022

Caisexual

Caisexual is a sexuality for when you are attracted to a cai.

I'm caisexual

What's that?

I'm attracted to cai

by digitalbendy April 13, 2021

Cursexual

Cursexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwagoned Stephen Curry so much that Curry has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A Cursexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Stephen Curry Is the G.O.A.T" 🙄or "Stephanie is better than Michael Jordan" or "Stephen is a better clutch shooter than Ray Allen" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Cursexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. They weren't real fans until the 2014-15 season. They will tell you Curry is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them 3-1 blown lead, or 0-10 3PT shooting or 1-11 3 point shooting or 1-6 in the fourth quarter of Game 7....They will blame his non-existent injuries the media fabricates as an excuse for him instead of giving him any blame. A Cursexual happens to be very sensitive to the feeling, so if you say 3-1 they may have traumatic flashbacks of LeBron's legacy saving block or Kyrie's Dagger on Curbitch on the right wing.

Curry vs LeBron

3-1 Leads blown

Curry 1
LeBron 0

Rings
LeBron 3
Curry 1

Final MVPs
LeBron 3
Curry 0 <---------- LMAOOOOOOOOO

MVPs
Curry 2
LeBron 4

Scoring Titles
LeBron 1
Curry 0

Points

LeBron 27,600+
Curry 13,000+

Rebounds: LeBron
Assists: LeBron
Steals: LeBron
Blocks : LeBron

Where is the real comparison?

Person 1: Stephen Curry is the greatest basketball player ever!
Any person who knows any basketball at all: Just stop it, you Cursexual.

by MiiNNEAPOLiiS January 2, 2017