Carboner

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned

ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."

by Eric Adams March 29, 2009

car2gone

The situation when you try to find a car2go shared car, only to find nothing within 1 mile (1500m).

"Adams Morgan on a Saturday? It's car2gone around here!"

by CapitalDeveloper October 25, 2012

carbone

Italian last name. Popular in the tri state area.

Did you see that italian guy? no....o i thought it was carbone

by mark yalz January 15, 2008

Carbone

To do something stupid, mainly as a result of not thinking it through beforehand.

"Don't Carbone closing the big account. If we lose their business we might go under."

"We're lost, you don't have a map, we're out of gas and you forget the beer. You really Carboned this road trip."

by FrenchieHammer February 5, 2009

milk cartoned

Friend who suddenly disappears, usually because of a new relationship.

We were tight until he met Lailia. Then he milk cartoned.

by trollope July 15, 2007

carboner

1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.

I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.

by OLOKING October 11, 2006

Carbone

An impressively large amount of work.
A waste of time.
A nuisance or annoyance
An inevitable event that you don't want to partake in.

"I have a carbone of a day today"
"all that paperwork was a carbone"

by youkilledkennyyoubastard September 22, 2009