carfoot 

noun.chronic out-turned right foot due to decades and thousands of miles driving with right foot operating gas and brake pedals

Carfoot may cause leg problems due to bone and muscles changes over long years of use.

carfoot by willowlake June 18, 2014

catfood-head

(noun) A person who speaks foolishly, as if their head is filled with catfood instead of brains.

- Dude, Mark, that was so uncool. You are such a catfood-head!

catfood-head by TinkerbellRIC November 12, 2008

Caroode 

The act of sticking a drumstick up someones ass..

Corey Mallory loves it when Amanda and Courtney stick their Hard Rock Cafe drumsticks up her ass. She lets out a jolly squeal.

Caroode by TEAM CAROODE! January 28, 2004

catfood 

(n) A synonymn for Cocaine, or any other drug that can be snorted up the nose.

"Hey, do you have any Catfood?"

"Yeah, lets feed our cats in the restroom"

catfood by Nolan9402106 November 29, 2006

Calfoodle 

Calfoodle is the moment of horror when you realize the risky fart you took a gamble on was a little more than just a fart. Basically, the beat your heart skips when you lay down a good old fashion shart.

I feel calfoodled, no one look at me.

Calfoodle by ivniverpoopdmeselfinmornin July 18, 2015

car food 

food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints

"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"

car food by BIGMASSIVECOCKSUCKER April 18, 2020

carnoodle 

Too kiss and cuddle in a car before or after driving.

"Claire insists on a carnoodle every time we get in the car or we get out again. It adds a good ten minutes to every journey, not that I'm complaining."

carnoodle by Talgarthe November 3, 2020