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a carrot in god's potato field

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
by Sexydimma June 4, 2013
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carrot wacker

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.
Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.
by jjfrey October 15, 2010
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Carrot'd

To be stabbed with a sharpened carrot, usually in prison.

Shanked with a carrot
inmate 1:Ay man i heard yo boy got fucked up.
inmate 2:he got carrot'd
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CAROTAN

CAROTAN is a ship. The best ship!
OMG I STAN CAROTAN!
by Carotan September 17, 2019
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carrotcruncher

A carrotcruncher is a term used for a supporter of southampton football club, so called due to thier accent which sounds like a 17th century farm hand, in fact the vast majority still work on farms in the Hampshire and Dorset area.
A Bournemouth football fan would say "we beat the carrotcrunchers 4-0 today"
by mladen September 10, 2007
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Carlota

She's so amazing makes everyone laugh and has so many friends. She's beautiful inside and out. You always wanna see her every morning she makes you happy. You couldn't live without her. Don't lose her.
Do you have a carlota?
Yeah I love her she's my best friend!
by brianna031016 January 27, 2017
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cool as a carrot

XQC's response when told to complete this phrase: "as cool as ____" while playing Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
me: I'm so good with the ladies, I'm as cool as a carrot
friend: don't you mean cucumber?

me: "how was I supposed to know that?"
by Acorrn November 10, 2020
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