Capsmaster

A person who abuses or overuses the caps lock on their keyboard. They may be considered the master of caps, or "capsmaster."

Tyler: I AM SO PUMPED FOR SCHOOL TO BE OUT, I AM SO READY FOR THE SUMMER! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR THREE MONTHS?

Rick: Woah, take it easy capsmaster. You really don't need to use caps lock all the time.

by Scorple June 6, 2010

Cremasteria

cremasteria (n): 1 (of a man) the condition of retracted testicles;

2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)

cremasterical (adj): of, relating to, or marked by, cremasteria

Attorney General Sessions seemed to be suffering a case of cremasteria under questioning by Senator Harris

by KingPellinore June 14, 2017

cremasteria

(n): 1 (of a man) the condition of retracted testicles; 2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)

While Senator Kamala Harris was accused of displaying hysteria in her attempts to get AG Jeff Sessions to give a straight answer, it was clear from his demeanor that he was in the throes of cremasteria.

by W0rd N3rd June 15, 2017

crapmaster

1. anyone who can find the worst part of any experience. even when everything is perfect they can ruin it.

2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.

3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel shitty about yourself.

4. someone you don't like but can't think of one thing that stands out.

fish is such a crapmaster. i feel like shit after a date with him.

by Olivia/livvy November 2, 2006

cakemaster1009

Cakemaster1009 is a name that belongs to a being in England. But don’t be fooled by his name, Cakemaster1009 possesses the power of 10,000,000 of you combined. He is a god, if you will.

one day i wish to be as strong as Cakemaster1009

by codychips123 October 14, 2022

cardmaster2212

A twat who seriously doesn't give a flying fuck about what he does on the PSN messaging service. Especially when it involves douchebags within a group chat. He constantly gets a kick out of pissing people off and fucking around with bots.

At a playground

James: "W-W-Who's juice box did you take, Cody"
Cody: "I-I-It says C-Cardmaster2212's"
James: "You've doomed us all, Cody..."

by Moist Boi 2: Electric Boogaloo May 14, 2020

Camastering

Kuh-master-ing
VERB
the act of a person, animal, or thing that camasters, resulting in behavior which is unnecessary, excessive, and useless in nature. Camastering provides significantly nothing of importance in the end to justify the means.

Man, stop camastering on some dumb shit. You aint have to buy all that tactical survival gear like your on some FBI special OPs taskforce on a mission to take down Pablo Escobar. You work in Beverley Hills dealing with Fresh Prince motherfuckers.

by thewigglemonster May 23, 2019